Response to Blake Shelton

So I was listening to Blake Shelton's new single and I thought it'd be cool (or maybe lame) to write a response.... so I did :)

My oh my, can't believe you're lookin'.
It makes me almost lose my footin'.
You'd run away from my bad cookin'.
I'm just the same when you're not lookin'.

I like my liquor smooth and soft.
I never seem to find matching socks.
There's many bad habits I have,
like hour-long bubble baths.

My oh my, can't believe you're lookin'.
it makes me almost lose my footin'.
You'd run away from my bad cookin'.
I'm just the same when you're not lookin'.

I want you to know... I want you to know...
I want you to know...

I sometimes cry when I get mad.
Chocolate is always my best friend.
I buy a pedi 'cuz they're better, anyway
and my granny is my saving grace.

I'm just the same when you're not around
when the door is locked and the shades are down.
I listen to my music pretty loudly
and I'm thinking about you all the time, it seems.

My oh my, can't believe you're lookin'...


- This is just me being silly. :)